titenoute:

theglitteringthong:

theglitteringthong:

When you finally find the name of the song thats been stuck in your head

image

Do you little fucks know how long it took me to find this image I had to look up seductive apples my family is questioning my mental health don’t fucking talk to me

I don’t know you but i think i love you

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

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guy:

koduck:

imagine being able to put adfly links to unfollow buttons

i’d make $0 bc no one would ever click unfollow

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sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

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davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

alphabitches:

10yo sister: i know why your phones so cracked its bc of all ur selfies

me: image