fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

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laughtime:

every morning

laughtime:

every morning

5 hours ago 161,864 notes Via heliolisk By catastrofe
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fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

5 hours ago 86,465 notes Via heliolisk By ruinedchildhood
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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

heliolisk:

Someone saw me at the mall. The much uglier in person me. Im scared

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

princeowl:

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earier’

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